Episode Six Transcript
May 29, 2019
Michael: Hello and welcome to Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I am Michael Paul Smith.
Ted: I am Ted O’Gorman.
Michael: And we would like to start episode six with our first foray into serious drama.
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“Genetic Asshole”
*The expecting parents are arguing amongst themselves as we open....
May 29, 2019
Mad Men gets a ‘90’s reboot.
Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game “Smash Brothers.”
A guy gets in a fight with his GPS.
Werner Herzog continues to fawn over possibly captive Steve Zahn in their interview series.
Credits:
--90’s Mad Men--
Don Draper: Michael Paul Smith
Roger...
May 22, 2019
An expecting couple is given some unexpected news about their future son’s personality.
Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge.
Lieutenant Columbo tries to do his own taxes.
Hogwarts opens up a new campus in Boston, with very Boston testimonials.
Episode Five Transcript
May 17, 2019
Michael: Hello hello! Welcome to episode five of season one of Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I’m Michael Paul Smith
Ted: I’m Ted O’Gorman.
Michael: Ted.
Ted: Mike.
Michael: Let’s fuckin’ do this.
Ted: Yeah.
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“Werner and Zahn 3”
Werner: Hello, this is Werner Herzog,...
May 15, 2019
Werner Herzog continues to fawn over a now terrified Steve Zahn in their interview series.
Michael describes a classic Wall Street Journal cartoon to Ted.
Donald Trump plays another round of the board game “Guess Who” against his favorite lackey: Stephen Miller.
Ted and Michael present some new cute things to say to...
